This post appeared yesterday on Facebook from Jason Mattera:
"Homeys, I'm extending the contest to win two free autographed copies of OBAMA ZOMBIES. Use this thread to tell me what you'd inscribe to Barack for his own personalized copy OBAMA ZOMBIES. I'll then send that inscription off with the book to the White House! I'll pick the winner over the weekend"
I'd like to thank Mr. Mattera for providing this thread which is allowing so many of us to express ourselves. I think the idea is cool and the suggestions funny and very telling. I'm certainly looking forward to reading his book Obama Zombies, but it's not my goal to receive a free copy. I just wanted to contribute.
Here are my suggestions:
1. Dedicated to the man behind the Great American BACKLASH!
2. Dedicated to the Legend in his own mind...and the planets orbiting it.
3. To Barack: When you wake at 3AM, put the dog-eared copy of Rules for Radicals down and read this. It has a happy ending!
4. To Barack: Channel your inner Al Capone and go gangsta! BTW, Capone was a tax cheat who died of syphilis.
5. To Barack: Stop your agenda or you'll get a Grasshopper: Two parts gin, one part brandy, one part Creme de Menthe. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122690/quotes
6. To Barack: Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty Dem! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKdSXfPl8vY
7. To Barack: God forbid you go to church...and tell another lie. ϟ
8. To Barack: Do you have a pitchfork sharpening machine?
9. To Barack: I give you a 'solid F minus.'
10. Dedicated to the man who is pissing off THE BEST INFORMED AMERICAN CITIZENS OF THE LAST 20 YEARS!
11. To Barack: How's that "95 percent cured" smoker thing working out for ya?
12. God Bless Ronald Reagan!
13. To Barack: Regarding your 'corpse' pronunciations, seen any war movies lately?
14. Alinsky's Rules for Radicals paid homage to 'the very first radical' Lucifer. This book pays homage to you, the very last radical!
15. Dear Barry, it's easy to dismiss those who say you may try to be the final US President -- but what would be done differently if that wasn't the case?
16. To Ellie Light, with love...
17. Dedicated to Michael Meehan's Coward-Snivelin’ boss!
18. America to Obama: Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot, over?
19. Dedicated to most pro-abortion President in US history!
20. Dedicated to the Gov't-allied bank that stole my kid's pony: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qb0vquRcys
21. Dedicated to the first President in American history to complete the unholy and un-American trifecta:
1st president in 110 years to miss an Army-Navy football game.
1st president to not attend a Christmas religious observance.
1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.
22. Dedicated to the man who thinks wars 'just end' -- They don't. Wars are won or lost. And no war's ever been won where the winner announced beforehand when they'd stop fighting.
23. Dedicated to the man who Congaed with the Salahis.
24. Obama Zombies will create-or-save more jobs than your stimulus. Read it and weep!
25. Dedicated to a:
I mitation of a president.
26. Throwing bums like you out? There’s an app for that -- it’s called voting.
27. Dedicated to the Nobel Peace Prize winning man who's giving us a Whirled Piece...of crap.
28. Worship God, not Gov!
29. Dedicated to the 'man' who helped introduce two disgusting terms into our national lexicon: 'teaba**ing' and 'fi**ing'.
30. Dedicated to the man who in the face of overwhelming opposition, still ignored the will of We the People and shoved his ObamaCare down our collective throats.
31. Dedicated to the man who brought more heartache, pain and worry into our lives with his non-stop lies and scheming...
We will never forget!
32. To Obama: We will NEVER let you and your Dem cronies get over on us. You'll all know in the end you were in the fight of your lives -- and lost!
33. All Presidents face tough decisions... This book is dedicated to the first President in US history to say 'saving his Presidency' was more important than keeping his Constitutional oath.
34. To Barry: You sure look different with these 'They Live' glasses on. BTW, we will not OBEY, CONFORM or SUBMIT!
35. To Barry: Read this, scrawl your name in it, then pass it on to the next Zombie in your administration and have them do the same. It'll be worth it to get all you guys and our country back on track.
God Bless America!
36. Dedicated to the first President whose actions are both unprecedented and unpresidented.
37. Dedicated to an individual who did as much as anyone to jump start The Conservative Comeback!
38. This book is dedicated to the One who leads a narcissistic life -- your name is in the title!
OBAMA ZOMBIES: How the Liberal Machine Brainwashed My Generation
By Jason Mattera