The "Show-Me" state gave Obama an early birthday present last night when voters REJECTED ObamaCare by a 3-to-1 margin. THAT'S almost as sweet as Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday!
But Obama can still take some solace in this upbeat news:
Whites House sources confirmed today that Obama has been officially named the 'Democrat In-House Face-Painting Clown' -- and that he'll make an appearance as such at his own party later today, where Party-goers will get to play 'pin the FAIL on the donkey'...
...or in this case, on the jackass.