Thursday, August 18, 2011

Once upon a time there was this tone deaf prez...

Once upon a time there was this tone deaf prez who HAD to have something to balance out his lifestyles-of the-rich-and-famous vacation he was intent on taking. So Obama went off on a “three-day tour” to conduct what his minions in the media called “official presidential business.” Then Gilligan, er, I mean, Obama toured middle America . . . on a Canadian-made Greyhound One. (Please see “tone deaf.”)

Unfortunately, Obama was traveling in a million-dollar black bus -- with no American flags anywhere -- making his motorcade ride more like a hearse in a funeral procession.

Anyway, Obama had obviously embarked upon yet another one of his (never-ending) campaign swings, with the idea that -- as Dem pollsters hoped -- Obama might be able to lure back at least some rural white middle class voters now fleeing him in droves. Sadly, the self-proclaimed “post-racial” prez chose not to get out in front of the recent news of the day that more flash mob-generated incidents of violence had occurred -- odd behavior considering how his supporters viewed him as some kind of healing unifier. (Not.) Obama would instead use his bully pulpit in its literal sense, telling lies, spewing hate, and (of course) pretending to commiserate with the jobless. Then (naturally) he was off to Martha’s Vineyard! (Please see “tone deaf” again.)

Of course, what with his “laser beam-like focus” on jobs and all, Obama let it be known he had a cool new jobs plan that would save-or-create more jobs -- and that he would unveil it just as soon as his vacation was over (and not a moment too soon). But most already know his plan: Waste more taxpayer funds on absolutely nothing, except for filling-up government union coffers, and maybe some “recovery” signs. Or maybe even a tee shirt that says “Obama spent another trillion and all America’s children got was this lousy tee shirt the government already took off their back.” You get the idea.

No word yet on whether Obama has any future flash mob campaign stops planned. Stay tuned…